static L<RemoteResult> dm_evalOnAllOnlineComputers(S code, O... _) {
  new L<RemoteResult> l;
  for (S computerID : dm_onlineComputers()) pcall-short {
    new RemoteResult out;
    out.computerID = computerID;
    out.initiated = now();
    try {
      out.result = dm_evalOnOtherMachine_optimizeIfMe(computerID, code);
    } catch e {
      out.error = e;
    }
    out.returned = now();
    l.add(out);
  }
  ret l;
}