static View aCatLoadingScreen() {
  aPortraitMode();
  final TextView tv = aCenteredTextView("ASSISTANT LOADING");
  ret aVerticalLinearLayout(
    aImageView(#1101167),
    aFontSize(32, aSetForeground(aBlack(), tv)),
    aVerticalExpander(),
    aFontSize(32, aButton(
      //"No thanks, I'll do something else",
      "ADMIN",
      r {
        aDisable(heldInstance(Button.class));
        aSetText(tv, "<ADMIN LOADING>");
        callOptMC('waitForX30);
        androidGoAdminMode();
      }))
  );
}

Began life as a copy of #1014880