static URLConnection setURLConnectionDefaultTimeouts(URLConnection con, long timeout) {
  if (con.getConnectTimeout() == 0) {
    con.setConnectTimeout(toInt(timeout));
    if (con.getConnectTimeout() != timeout)
      print("Warning: URL connect timeout not set by JDK.");
  }
  if (con.getReadTimeout() == 0) {
    con.setReadTimeout(toInt(timeout));
    if (con.getReadTimeout() != timeout)
      print("Warning: URL read timeout not set by JDK.");
  }
  ret con;
}

Began life as a copy of #1002895