static volatile int smartBotsChat_n_value;
static Lock smartBotsChat_n_lock = lock();
static L smartBotsChat_n_onChange = synchroList(); // runnables

static int smartBotsChat_n() {
  ret smartBotsChat_n_notify(toInt(loadPage("http://botcompany.de/1011975/raw/n")));
}

static int smartBotsChat_n_notify(int n) {
  bool changed = false;
  if (n > smartBotsChat_n_value) {
    lock smartBotsChat_n_lock;
    if (n > smartBotsChat_n_value) {
      smartBotsChat_n_value = n;
      changed = true;
    }
  }
  if (changed)
    pcallF_all(smartBotsChat_n_onChange);
  ret n;
}

svoid smartBotsChat_n_onChange(O r) {
  if (smartBotsChat_n_value == 0) smartBotsChat_n();
  setAdd(smartBotsChat_n_onChange, r);
}

Began life as a copy of #1010815