static L<Method> findStaticMethodsNamed(O obj, S method) {
  if (obj == null) ret null;
  ret findStaticMethodsNamed(_getClass(obj), method);
}

static L<Method> findStaticMethodsNamed(Class c, S method) {
  new L<Method> l;
  while (c != null) {
    for (Method m : c.getDeclaredMethods())
      if ((m.getModifiers() & Method.STATIC) != 0 && m.getName().equals(method)) {
        m.setAccessible(true);
        l.add(m);
      }
    c = c.getSuperclass();
  }
  ret l;
}