static Pair<S, SS> replaceNumbersWithVars_returnMap(S s, final F0<S> varMaker) {
  final new SS map;
  ret pair(regexpReplace(s, "\\d+", func(Matcher m) -> S {
    S number = m.group();
    S var = map.get(number);
    if (var == null)
      map.put(number, var = varMaker!);
    ret var;
  }), map);
}

Began life as a copy of #1021182