static new AtomicLong _handleError_nonVMErrors;
static new AtomicLong _handleError_vmErrors;
static new AtomicLong _handleError_outOfMemoryErrors;
static volatile long _handleError_lastOutOfMemoryError;
static volatile Error _handleError_lastHardError;

static void _handleError(Error e) {
  if (!(e instanceof VirtualMachineError)) {
    incAtomicLong(_handleError_nonVMErrors);
    ret;
  }
  
  print("\nHARD ERROR\n");
  printStackTrace2(e);
  print("\nHARD ERROR\n");
  _handleError_lastHardError = e;
  
  incAtomicLong(_handleError_vmErrors);
  if (e instanceof OutOfMemoryError) {
    incAtomicLong(_handleError_outOfMemoryErrors);
    _handleError_lastOutOfMemoryError = sysNow();
  }
}

Began life as a copy of #1011792