sclass CruddieFollower {
  S cookie;
  int counter;
  
  swappable void newDialog() {}
  swappable void botUtterance(S html) {}
  
  *(S *cookie) {}

  public S get() {
    S src = loadPageWithParams("https://cruddie.site/bot/incremental",
      +cookie, n := counter);
    S newN = firstIntAsString_regexp(src);
    if (nempty(newN)) {
      if (cic(src, "NEW DIALOG -->")) newDialog();
      n = parseInt(newN);
    } else
      doForEach botUtterance(regexpExtractAll([[bot-utterance">(.*?)<]], src));
    ret html;
  }
}

// returns HTML
sS getNewsFromCruddie(S cookie) {
  ret getNewsFromCruddie(cookie, 0);
}

static Pair<Int, getNewsFromCruddie(S cookie, int count) {
}