!7

sclass Blob {
  L<Pair<S>> items = new L;
}

static new Map<S, Blob> blobs;

p {
  blobs.put("nasty", parseBlob([[something nasty -> You're an asshole]]));
}

static Blob parseBlob(S s) {
  new Blob blob;
  for (S line : toLinesFullTrim(s)) {
    L<S> l = splitAtSimpleArrow(line);
    if (l(l) == 2)
      blob.items.add(listToPair(l));
  }
  ret blob;
}